Alice in Kirkland

When Costco randomly and sporadically changes the location of items
You get disoriented like Alice in Wonderland.

Kirkland is the Costco brand.

Marge, where's the 80 gallon drum of mayonnaise we need for the tailgate this weekend?
I must be suffering from Alice in Kirkland

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Kirkland, WA

A medium sized city 20 minutes outside of Seattle. Known for it's amazing waterfront a douchebag kids. Walking in downtown Kirkland you will typically see the youth wearing shoes 3 sizes too big, Jordan shorts (or "jords" as they like to call it) that extend to their feet and a black northface. Good luck trying to find nice friends their.

New Kid: Hi, my name is Jack, what's yours?
Kirkland kid: shut up dipshit! I'm from Kirkland, WA!

by Wataxnay November 23, 2010

Kirkland Bubble

Rumor has it that housing prices are falling, or at least stabilizing. Not so in Kirkland, WA. In the Kirkland Bubble (not all of Kirkland -- just west of 405, North of 520 and South of 116th) housing prices only go up, up, up. There are many reasons -- Kirkland (not Totem Lake, not Bridle Trails, not Juanita) a nice little town and many people want to live there. All the Microsofties pour over the hill and buy everything in sight. And everyone wants to buy here because the prices only go up and up and up. The Bubble distorts reality, and looking for real estate inside the bubble can cause suicidal ideation. But then, so does looking for real estate outside the bubble. The bubble is also metastisizing, creeping ever northward along the lake, so more and more neighborhoods North of the current bubble are being eaten by the bubble. Life inside the bubble is special and magical and also insidious and evil and soul-sucking.

That 900 square foot 1940 rambler with no roof West of Market just sold for 850K. Fuck the Kirkland Bubble, I am never going to be able to buy a house here. I am such a loser.

by Itsnotme December 29, 2008

kirkland

v. to pick up and twirl a victim over your head before throwing them through a large piece of glass

Guy 1: Did you hear? Andy was just kirklanded and is bleeding profusely!

Guy 2: I know! I'm the one who kirklanded him!

by cremo_neco August 1, 2008

kirkland's snow

the type of snow you would see in a painting sold in a mall home decor store, such as kirkland's. this snow is often light, fluffy, and covers the trees completely.

today while driving in the blizzard we all stopped to admire the scenery the kirkland's snow had created in our lovely michigan town.

by St. Petersburg December 14, 2008

kirkian

Referring to James T. Kirk in style or personality. Specifically his clothes or speaking affectations.

Your black boots paired with your high-water pants create a rather kirkian look.

Quit your kirkian, philisophical ranting, I have a meeting to get to.

by Cherie Lebow April 10, 2008

hassam kirmani

He who possesses an undeniable charisma that sets him apart. With each sunrise, he emerges like a bolt of thunder, a living testament to the fire that courses through his veins. His very existence is a proclamation to the world that he has risen, ready to conquer whatever challenges lie before him. Hassam Kirmani stands as the embodiment of strength and determination, a force of nature that cannot be ignored.

At the summit of the business world, where legends are born and empires are built, there stands a figure known to all as Hassam Kirmani, whose influence and prowess have reshaped industries and rewritten the rules of success.

by The Titan of Triumph September 4, 2023