kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.
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kipper

British slang for exterior of the vagina.

Plurally, a minge of kippers.
Ann Widdecombe wanted to show off her kipper on Strictly, but the BBC had to stick with reality.
by your sweet mum September 05, 2011
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Kippered

An act of sabotage, commonly as a practical joke and mischievous rather than malicious in nature. Originating from the practice of placing a kipper in a hot place such as, a car's exhaust manifold to create a bad smell.
"I bet John will be half way up the M1 before he realises he's been kippered".
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Kippered

Commonly used in Glasgow; to kipper someone is to call on them or try to gain their attention and then deliberately ignore them once they react to your request.
Kippered that cunt a belter man

Kippered a dullyin.
by Bar-L Young Team October 22, 2004
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kipper

1. a fish split from the skin, salted dried and smoked.

2. to split a fish and continue to salt, dry and smoke.
1. Child: May I have some more kippers, mum?

2: Fisherman: We're gonna need to kipper that fish something proper before we serve it to our girls.
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kipper

to kipper someone
getting kippered
kippering
stand behind someone, with flat palm facing up, thrust your hand back and forth behind their back, without them knowing.
they have now been kippered.
by clairft February 23, 2009
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Kippered

To be Kippered you must have something go against you or something bad happens on your behalf.
I got kippered there!,
You kippered me
by J.Mrson April 28, 2009
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