The act of being able to meditate on something, while smashing the hell out of something else, i.e. focusing on something positive, while literally destroying something negative (such as a word, scribbled on a plate).
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Relaxation, elevation, focusing energy and letting go, in a safe and controlled environment, through physical exertion, destruction and vocalization, as opposed to insisting that meditation can only be done in an uncomfortably seated position, while chanting and breathing deeply.
Meditation for those of us who actually deal in reality and real feelings and emotions (like frustration and anger, as well as happiness and satisfaction), and can meditate any time, any place and any way we like.
Meditation for people who would rather take their stress out on some hapless inanimate object, than to cast the blame on someone else, like those self righteous shits do, while they breathe deeply, do yoga and eat tofu, as they point out how awful everyone else in the world is.
Steve: "Breathing deeply ten times just doesn't cut it for me any more. I need to step it up. I need to get real. I need some kinetic meditation. I'm going to go fuck some shit up, and get rid of some of this chip on my shoulder!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
Vanessa: "Hey, you know what? I know exactly where you can do that. It's this place called Sarah's Smash Shack, in San Diego!"
by GingerMac July 4, 2009
Get the kinetic meditation mug.The ability or skill to know the position of your body in a moment in time and space. Usually a byproduct of Yoga or Martial Arts Practice. Used to hone skills in in sexual prowess to a degree that is inconceivable.
Bro 1: What Happened with you and that girl last night?
Bro 2: I so took her back to my place.
Bro 1: You live with your parents; your full of shit!
Bro 2: Yeah I didn't say have to say anything because I have PERFECT kinetic awareness on my body, including my cock! She was so dazed she didn't know what the fuck happened; exact for the fact that she had been fucked.
Bro 2: Your fucked up weird.
Bro 1: Yes... Yes I am and your jealous as shit!
Bro 2: I so took her back to my place.
Bro 1: You live with your parents; your full of shit!
Bro 2: Yeah I didn't say have to say anything because I have PERFECT kinetic awareness on my body, including my cock! She was so dazed she didn't know what the fuck happened; exact for the fact that she had been fucked.
Bro 2: Your fucked up weird.
Bro 1: Yes... Yes I am and your jealous as shit!
by White MAMBA! November 16, 2011
Get the Kinetic Awareness mug.Political jargon for an act of war or other violent military operations. Generally used when politicians don't want to say "war."
“I think what we are doing is enforcing a resolution that has a very clear set of goals, which is protecting the Libyan people, averting a humanitarian crisis, and setting up a no-fly zone,” a White House official says. “Obviously that involves KINETIC MILITARY ACTION, particularly on the front end.”
by M2Bradley87 April 10, 2011
Get the Kinetic Military action mug.parsing words or dithering to keep from making a definitive decision (or not calling something what it actually is - do you remember what "is" is...?).
HE: "Are we at war or not?"
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
SHE: "I don't know - our incredible leader hasn't made up his mind yet - but he has promised to update us on his kinetic indecision - after the committee meets to discuss it..
by op_position April 12, 2011
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by Uriah xD April 29, 2020
Get the Kinetic cock mug.'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans
by Chimp999 April 11, 2011
Get the kinetic military action mug.Noun:
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter
Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
1. Vagina
2. Vessel that aborbs or takes in energitic matter
Misc:
1. Often used to house deposits made in rape dollars.
I totally owe Anna for the fag she bummed me and her kinetic energy absorber is the perfect place for my rape dollar deposit.
by KillaSmooth September 8, 2006
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