Toilet Tindering

When sitting on the toilet is the only time you use Tinder; swiping while wiping.

Nick: "I had a really nice first date with Carolyn last night."

Brooks: "Nice! How did you guys meet?"

Nick: "I was toilet tindering at work the other day and we matched instantly!"

by liquorbox June 6, 2015

kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.

My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.

by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007

Bindering

The act of being struck by a fake prostetic leg.

After steeling his peg leg, we continued bindering the fuck out of Ronald.

by SPivo February 18, 2009

pindering

a creepy and sleazy way to pick up a girl, often underaged, and usually assisted by a roofie.

diamond dan was pindering those twelve year olds at chuck 'e cheese last night.

by aar aaron June 26, 2008

Findering

Findering: The act of using tinder using someone else's profile.

Person 1: Dude what are you doing on my phone?
Person 2 : Bro I'm findering for you.

by Red283 August 1, 2016

Kwandering

When someone talks about themselves with imense confidence. Someone who always talks about how great they are.

Sally: “Omg i am so hot everyone wants me”
Person: “Omg Sally stop Kwandering!”

by Daniks February 17, 2018

hindering complex

Rap Prodigies in an ordinary world

I do declare I see Hindering Complex painting a gazebo.

by Bumble BEE December 14, 2007