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kinderhinder

When your child, who is entering kindergarten for the first time, refuses to accept the fact that they must actually learn something instead of play all day. They learn homework, "the principle's office", etc.
My son Toobey has a kinderhinder problem, and I must convince him that "school" is much more intensive than his pre-school daycare.
by JacknRochNY September 16, 2007
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kindertot

Another word that describes a young child, usually a toddler or up to kindergarten. Usually more affectionate than offensive. In an offensive way it would mean a bratty young child.
1. No, I can't come over this week. My sister wants me to watch her kindertot.

2. Mike and I broke up because he was behaving like a kindertot.
by DementedDaemon July 10, 2006
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kinderqueer

1. A young, frequently underage, gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered person.

2. A gay, lesbian, bisexual, or transgendered person recently out of the closet or new to the gay subculture.
"I volunteer at the local teen center to guide the kinderqueers through the tribulations of high school."

"James doesn't even know what 'twink' means because he's a kinderqueer."
by GayEdit February 19, 2009
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amogus kinderjoy

amogus kinderjoy is when u could win a kinderjoy egg from an amogus game
aidan: if u vote for val i will give u kinderjoy
elmo: OKAY YAY AMOGUS KINDERJOY
by ur moms hot and gay af March 11, 2022
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kinder hoe

under age girls who r looking to get laid, dress like sluts and some times lie about there age. In different countries the age of consent varies so the age of kinder hoes varies from country to country.
dam look at that kinder hoe give her one more year and i'd nail her.
by bad fish October 17, 2006
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Kinderwhore

A "Child-Woman." When a short, young looking woman dresses like a little girl complete with cute dresses, Mary Jane Shoes, red lipstick and a barrette in hair.
Carrie was dressed like a Kinderwhore today.
by Babydoll75 February 25, 2019
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The traditional water pipe smoking apparatus popularized in Liechtenstein. It is crafted from the skull of a child and cools the smoke before it enters of the lungs of the user in order to make it easier to smoke.
Dude... pass the kindertotenkopfblutuberrauchenbong. I need a hit."
by Aaron Copeland April 10, 2008
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