kindergarten project

a sexual manuver where you are having intercourse with your partner form behind, and ejaculate your peepeebutter on there back. after take your penis or finger and draw shapes. then throw glitter and macaroni on it so it looks like a kindergarten art project

"Aj" dude when i was bangin kaileys mom a gave her a kindergarten project!

"eian" really?

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 17, 2007

Kindergarten Complex

When a person teases, insults, kicks, punches, etc. another person because they have feelings for that person.

Root: This happens often in kindergarteners, so it is used to describe all people with this nature.

I told Minjee she had a kindergarten complex because she would always threaten to beat up Jun.

by Raccha February 17, 2005

Kindergarten

Act of planting small children feet up into the ground in the hopes of harvesting their organs for sustanence. Not to be confused with when pirates bury treasure.

The new kindergarten looks rather delicious.

by Steven Childeater May 5, 2008

ghetto kindergarten

kids who live in a "ghetto" town and are talking to much. kids who are joking and called ghetto by an adult who knows nothing. kids who aren't paying attention and called ghetto when they aren't

teacher- in latin 10 means teen
kids-- lolol what are you doing tonight
teacher-- (turns around)
kids-- blah blah blah
teacher-- STOP TALKING its getting disgusting if you keep talking i will go out of my way to make this the worst class in history. it's ghetto how you talk ghetto kindergarten stop
kids-- (try to hide their laughs)

by thebestperson March 27, 2012

Kindergartners Delight

The act of wrapping ones genitals in a Fruit Roll up, so as to give the other party performing filatio a snack. Used to give girls a little bit more incentive to give blowies. Named for fruit roll ups high popularity with children under the legal age of sexual consent.

Dude: Hey babe, wanna go down on me?
Classy lady: Ew noway! Gossip Girl is on!
Dude: Come on, ill give you the Kindergartners Delight.
Classy Lady: Awe, you spoil me babe! Take those pants off!

by Ahmanblah December 6, 2011

The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.

Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.

by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008

kindergartenish

Noun;
The language that kindergarten kids speak in.
Adjective; related to a kindergarten

Kid: No, take me seviouswy!
Teacher 1: What?
Teacher 2: Don’t worry, he’s just speaking Kindergartenish

by Mr Kindergarten Teacher January 5, 2021