kife

shit, garbage, rubbish, useless

That idiots speech was pure kife.

by Teddy Buttons February 8, 2003

Kife

To borrow without asking; steal.

Chang is such a dick, he kifed my CDs!

by KillerRoo October 31, 2003

kife

To steal, pilfer, or otherwise take what is not yours.

Dude, I kifed a cheese bowl from Red Lobster.

by moog May 13, 2005

Kife

To steal what is not yours

Holy shit, he just kifed that car.

by Clementine June 21, 2004

Kife

kife is the act of sticking a baguette down the throat of a person while holding a 44. caliber magnum with 2 bullets screaming fortnite is gay

Me:Lets play fortnite
Friend: I WILL KIFE YOU

by ynnej_si_eht_tseb August 31, 2018

kife

inadequete in quality
lacking quality

the marijuanna i bought was kife

by juicy j May 13, 2005

kife

To steal something. Another word for Yoink and Gank.

1.Cigi had this great CD in her Cursed Corsicrap, so i keifed it.

2.I want that sign, so im gonna keif it.

by me March 17, 2003