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tickle the kipper

when a girl experiments, masturbates or plays with herself.
When the husbands away on buissness Janice has to tickle the kipper
by crowther1234 February 3, 2008
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kipper's knickers

The kipper's knickers is actually one of a set of nonsense catchphrases from 1920's America. It indicates something excellent, admirable or first-rate - NOT a female who's personal hygeine is in question as posted by iamamanufan on this site.
You think you're the kipper's knickers, don't you?
by The kippers knickers March 9, 2017
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kippers

Acronym from Great Britain: "Kids In Parents Pockets Eroding Retirement Savings"
Ed's one of them Kippers...34 and the bloke's still living off is Mum.
by Zapf May 13, 2005
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kipper

Smoked kippers; Ace Rimmer's breakfast food of choice, apparently, as he mentions them in his slogan every time he leaves in the British TV series Red Dwarf.
by OpusAtrum1 January 18, 2009
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Kipper

A pejorative term for a supporter of the UK Independence Party. Usually used to say how daft their policies are.
Kippers say they are libertarian, but they are also against gay marriage. Now that doesn’t make sense.
by 8510pm April 21, 2013
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kimpernel

A Kimpernel is a feisty and sexy female, much desired, who’s origins are shrouded in mystery and disappear quickly as soon as you turn your back. Although Kimpernels are highly sought and prized, they remain hard to find. They are quick witted and possessed of great beauty and charm. They often have shining, chestnut eyes and beaming smiles that have been known to entrance slack-jawed makes and other Troglydites Very valuable on account of their extreme rarity it is important, once found, to hang onto them.
Often referred to as The Scarlet Kimpernel on account of their red underwear.

As mentioned in the famous rhyme:
‘Men seek her here. They seek her there. Those horny dudes seek her everywhere.
Is she in Heaven? Is she in Hell? That damned, elusive Kimpernel!’

Kimpernel: A No Tail so hot that men are putty in her hands. Extremely addictive booty but likely to disappear at any moment in a mysterious way.
Dude! I just spoke to the most beautiful, funny girl I ever ever seen!

Where bro’?

She’s just over there....???? DAMN?! She gone and done a Kimpernel! She a damned, elusive Kimpernel!

Sucks to be you bro’
by Mr Mittens November 23, 2019
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kipper slap

For a female to sit on your face without knickers while your unaware or asleep
Once he’s asleep I will kipper slap him
by Collying65 May 16, 2020
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