A keybanger is a person that has limited success with their sexual escapades in real life, and therefore takes out their sexual frustration online, via trolling, tearing successful people down, or otherwise critical posts. They more vehement their postings, the more virginal they are likely to be.

Non-virgin1 - These kids on 4chan are pretty pathetic, eh?
Non-virgin2 - Yeah, these keybangers should get out of the house and try to bang a girl instead of banging their keyboards all day.
Non-virgin1 - Oh well, more hot tail for us!

keybanger by neaonbhb April 30, 2011

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Kelban

A true friend. The best boyfriend you will ever get. Extremely nice yet sometimes a douche. Very caring and sweet, not to forget handsome and tall. He is a very good hugger and is pretty good at fucking. Doesn't really like horror (more like Hates it) and is a sporty lad. Will most of the times be there for you even if you're not there for him. He likes the good stuff kinda music and isn't very artistic. He's rather sweet though. He's a very awesome dude.

Person 1: "Omg did you see that guy?"
Person 2: "Yes, that's Kelban, he's awesome"
Person 1: "Duhh"

Kelban by BigLadKelban November 13, 2019

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keeban

the baddest bitch to exist

keeban is so wacky

no hes the baddest bitch

keeban by blushii December 22, 2020

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kezang

Bossy, anger issues, smart, beautiful, charming, greatest gift to man kind

The greatest gift God has given to man kind is called kezang

kezang by Debuu November 22, 2021

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