She’s a good dancer.SHE AINT GOT TIME FOR FAKE FRIENDS.But is you not fake,she isza good listener and diss girl can flip.BTW IF MY MAME IS IN YOU MOUTH YOUR GONNA HEAR THE PHRASE “KELSTON WHAT”.Also she won’t leave you alone is if you don’t tell why HER NAME IS IN YA MOUTH 👌🏾
by @funsized.kelzz.__ January 2, 2018
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by cones90 September 28, 2009
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When you eat Chipotle and attempt to down two Keystones afterwards without puking your guts out...It isn't really hard at all...just hilarious when people can't.
Whoa! Why are you puking so much?!"..."Couldn't pass the Keystone Challenge, my dude"..."HAHAHHA GAME OVER!
by NoCeilings July 4, 2010
Get the Keystone Challenge mug.Cheap 5.9 percent alcohol beer that poor college students and frat boys drink. However it tastes better than other ice beers like natty ice and even bud ice to some.
Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
by lxatu August 17, 2010
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by Egolistick November 18, 2004
Get the keystone ice mug.The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
by JettGoss April 11, 2023
Get the Keystone mug.A Keystone Car Wash is the exact same thing as an Irish Car Bomb but instead the poor individual uses Keystone instead of Guinness.
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Drink is made as follows: 1. take a shot or double-shot glass and fill half-full of Bailey's Irish Cream 2. fill the rest of the shot or double-shot glass full of Irish Whiskey. The whiskey and Baileys should remain separate. Drop it into a half-pint of Keystone! 4. Drink quickly!
Oh gawd, that Keystone Car Wash was almost as good as an Irish Car Bomb. Next time bring some Guinness.
by KCWInvetor September 7, 2010
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