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Keyboard Commando

Someone who acts tough behind a keyboard online, but can't say the same things in real life.
Keyboard Commando: 'That's complete shit! You're wrong! If I saw you in the street, I'd bash you!'

Real Life: 'Oh ... Hello ... Of course you are right and I am wrong. Sorry ... I won't disagree with you.'
by Papewaio March 2, 2010
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Keyboard warrior

A person who acts tough on the internet and hides their true identity.
by SilverishGoldNova May 21, 2018
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Keyboard Dyslexia

It's like regular dyslexia except when you type.
Me: I dsilike that.

I have a severe case of Keyboard Dyslexia.
by Lady Alzers January 26, 2011
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keyboard thugs

People who act like a gangster and talk shit to other people behind a keyboard but won't act like that in real life.
That bitch ass nigga Nate always talk shit online but when you see him on the street he doesn't say anything. Yeah man Nate and his friends are keyboard thugs!
by International07 December 12, 2013
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keyboard shredding

The act of hammering out programming code insanely fast.
Example
Edwin: "Hey Jon, let's hang out tonight."
Jon: "Sorry, can't tonight; going to do some keyboard shredding."

Example
Miguel: "Hey do you hear all that keyboard clicking noise?"
Edwin: "That's just Jon keyboard shredding. Don't disturbed him; he's in the zone."

Example
Jon: "Wow look at that nerd's long hair and neck beard. He must be a keyboard shredder."
by mooogs May 14, 2017
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Keyboard Spam

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Person 1: how do you keyboard spam
Person 2:dstkvshkbesydfgdbdun
by Phroggia123 April 28, 2020
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Keyboard rape

To randomly mash the buttons of your keyboard for your own personal pleasure. Often when bored and IMing to someone.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored, dfghdfskjghfdksjlh.

Person 2: Dude thats keyboard rape!
by MontyYazzie November 24, 2009
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