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To randomly mash the buttons of your keyboard for your own personal pleasure. Often when bored and IMing to someone.
Person 1: Dude I'm so bored, dfghdfskjghfdksjlh.

Person 2: Dude thats keyboard rape!
by MontyYazzie November 24, 2009
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To assertively and quickly press a number of random keys on someone else's phone or computer, while they are currently using it.
Jessica was ignoring everyone in the room, while using her phone, so I reached over and keyboard raped her.
by PUNK ASS EVENTS November 30, 2011
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