Kepler

The hottest mf on the planet they are daddy i would gladly suck there cock

Wow theres a kepler over there!
*drools*

by F^(km3D4dDy May 27, 2022

Eddison Kemple

famous clown from SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody

.so hot.

i was watching SUMMONING CLOWN MARIO AT 3AM GONE VIOLENT | A horrible arcade craniacs parody
and i saw Eddison Kemple he's so hot!!

by daddy salty July 16, 2021

Kepler

A really sweet Asian guy that has really big abs. He's not an open book so to know about him you have to be pretty close. At first he may seem hostile but as your relationship strengthens, you two are tied for life. Kepler is one of those people that make up for their mistakes in ways that can never be repayed. If you meet a Kepler, don't take your friendship for granted. In a relationship, take it slow. Don't play Kepler he will never trust you. He is the type of person you can always trust and although sometime he may be a pain, as much as you want him out of your life, you can't stand to he without him. They are usually Bronies.

Sandy: hey how's you and Kepler doin?!

Roxy: FABULOUS we made out while watching My Little Pony!

Sandy: oh god no

by Bob Crapo January 11, 2014

keppler

The uber-uneducated liberal bastards of the world. Whiter than white trash, and more left wing than a left turn single, They're Kepplercized. Also occasionally used as a reference to masturbation, i.e. "Gonna go keppler in front of my window at school."

That crazy liberal is so keppler, burning flags and killing nazis.

by Mr Susslebuns May 13, 2005

kewpie dan

someone on Strong Bad's people-to-egg list
rather frightening looking character

by The Yellow Dart May 29, 2003

Kepples

Just another version of saying okay, alright, or sure.

I'll meet you there in 5 min.

-Kepples.

by combinedwithapples January 20, 2011

Kewpie Doll

A woman with a cute face and nice hair but no tits. Often short, but not a requirement. Frequently employed as a television NILF, where all they need to show is the woman's face to attract viewers.

Examples of a Kewpie Doll are Kieran Chetry and Julie Banderas from FOXNews. Not to be confused with women who have ugly faces and no tits, like Natalie Portman.

by Wolf Schnitzel May 24, 2009