an irrelevant meme that's only famous bc of his "brother" jacob sarthritis and is horrible at singing
girl 1: omg have you heard of kaylor keeling?? he's so good at singing !! i'm his biggest fan !
girl 2: blocked.
girl 2: blocked.
by norma76564 December 25, 2016
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middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
middle class white teenagers from Kettering; oi bruv, me and my man'dem are the hardest boyz alive. we'll beat you up if you come to my endz
person; oh no i'm to scared to set foot in north Hampshire because the Kettering boyz will get me.
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A drinking party game in which the host fills up a standard tea kettle with his or her choice of liquor. Holding the tea kettle gives you the power to force anyone to get on their knees and drink a shot from the tea kettle. Holding the tea kettle in a sexual suggestive pose is preferred, but not mandatory.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Also called "kettling" by people in a hurry.
Balthazar: Tea kettle! Get on your knees!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
Agnes: My goodness! I'm totally getting tea kettled!
Laszlo: Hey everybody, Bathlazar is tea kettling Agnes!
Everybody: This entertains us!
by B@lth@z@r January 18, 2011
Get the Tea Kettling mug.A ghetto waterford high school in which you get your exercise whilst walking a mile to the nearest open bathrooms. Lots of emo people and furries. they definitely call each other kitten. Weekly toilet leaks and daily vape trips to the bathroom.
by bihjennatolls October 14, 2021
Get the Kettering High School mug.is defined in Magna Farta as "the state of being in dire, immediate need of a shit. From the fact that a metal lid placed over one's clackervalve in such circumstances would rattle urgently, and possibly emit a high-pitched whistle to boot."
At the G20 summit, the newsreader said that the Police had been "kettling" which accurately reflects the agitated state of the officers in the protest, so I am not surprised they were clubbing people to death left right and centre.
by bromp July 24, 2009
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by gynocologist January 12, 2010
Get the keeling mug.Town in northampton, ruined by the fact of it being closely related with CorbyWell known for its rivalry against the Corby towners.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.
Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.
And they say that Corby is bad.
Popular for numerous amount of chavs, of which most commonly are about 4ft tall and there vocabulary reaching only to the extent of 'ennit', 'fookin' grebs' and 'i'll proper bang you out!'
Not only is there a vast number of chavs in the town - these are accompanied by the grebs. However, the only way you will pass these is if you dare to enter the lears of 'greb gardens', 'morrisons', or 'downtown subway'.
If you are one of the many teens to fortnightly visit 'Keystone Escape' for there music gigs then you'll know what i mean when i say that Kettering is overrun by the 'scene' era. Try a Thursday night at 'Keystone' for the chance to be abused by about 50 of the 4ft chavs.
Well, in addition to the youths of Kettering, you've got; litter, the rude and inconsiderate elderly, graffiti, vandalism, lack of good shops, the permenant stench, and my goodness the list could go on.
And they say that Corby is bad.
by Meghann and Phoebe December 31, 2008
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