Skip to main content

Keslowing

The act of standing in fustration when on a phone call with an irritating person that makes you want to lose control.
"Dude, I saw you Keslowing on the phone with your girl. What happened?

"Found out she is pregnant"
by drewmega August 3, 2012
mugGet the Keslowing mug.

kesling middle school

located in laporte indiana. i hate it here lol. its filled with racist white boys and other annoying kids who never stfu. there are some decent people tho, and teachers. overall that place makes me wanna kms.
random kid “hey do u go to kesling middle school?”
me “yeah lol im failing every class help”
by joce1yn January 31, 2021
mugGet the kesling middle school mug.

Kettering Fairmont High School

Located in Kettering ohio it is the drug haven of the midwest. Want to buy something? ask anyone and they will direct you in the right direction. An eclectic school, with many wanna be gangsters, emo kids and scene bitches, its how fairmont rolls.
by oogaboogabitch February 24, 2009
mugGet the Kettering Fairmont High School mug.

Keeblering

The act of baking one thousand or more cookies, thus mimicking a Keebler Elf. The Keebler Elves are the mascots for the Keebler Company and appear in television commercials for cookies in the United States.
Dorie decided to bake Christmas cookies for all her friends and coworkers, but didn't count on staying up all night Keeblering over the oven.
by Happy Elf December 29, 2012
mugGet the Keeblering mug.

Kettering internet

1. Slow as all hell.
2. Something that Kettering IT seemingly has no control over.
3. Form of torture subjected on Kettering freshmen to weed out the weak hearted.

Also see 56k.
Kettering internet is slow as all hell. Kettering IT obviously has no clue wtf they are doing. It has gotten so bad that a freshman recently ripped off his own testicles to take his mind off the pain of such slow downloads. I wish I had 56k.
by Kettering Student May 25, 2006
mugGet the Kettering internet mug.

Keepering

Keepering; is when your goalkeeper in football (soccer) makes what should be a simple save or catch into a horrendous mistake.
Keepering Football Soccer Goalkeeper SundayLeague PubTeam
by KINGZz November 20, 2013
mugGet the Keepering mug.

kestering

bull shitting people so much to the extent they no longer care or listen to what you say to them. named from mr wright who talks shit excessively.

also he is bummed by Saggy Beacham in english much to the annoyance of everyone else
on a daily basis.

he also elaborates everything possible for instance his poor gran who broke her leg when actualy she didnt and his metal rib which he claims is now made of carbon fibre!
example 1. kestering at its best

kester: hey i have a metal rib from that snowboarding accident i had.

me: whoa serious. that must hurt

kester: yea it did but its okay now. its really annoying though it always sets off metal detectors at airports

me: shit that must be really annoying. can i see the scar?

kester: uh well there isnt one anymore

me: wtf there should be they gave you a metal rib

kester: *fuck*

example 2.

kester: my rib isnt made of metal its carbon fibre

random: yea sure it breaks ya tit

kester: *oh fuck*
by cunty mc jewbag March 6, 2008
mugGet the kestering mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email