its another way of saying youre going to kill yourself. very helpful for roblox’s censored chat.
Im gonna kerplunk myself
by shitheadbarney March 2, 2021
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When five men have intercourse with five seperate partners, or perform dual penetration on a shared set of partners with one "odd man out", using one shared latex rubber glove as a prophylactic. The term is derived from the Mattel brand game, Kerplunk, which also involves many rods crossing, and balls dropping.
This weekend, Tom, Dick, Harry, Barry and I kerplunked with Susie, Mary, Annie, Liz, and Frank
by Idle February 14, 2006
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For a girl to have so much meat injected in her she resembles the old classic game Kerplunk.
Jesus! I didn't think it possible to fit 3 in there! She's well Kerplunk.
by Dazma October 25, 2004
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The great sound that you hear when playing Beer-Die and the die goes into the cup
Kerplunk Bitch, that will be my fucking hat trick
by Dance Machine May 22, 2005
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When you fill your ass with ball bearings, and then your friends, or work colleagues if your in the office take turns to kidney punch you. For every ball that comes out you get a point, person with the most points wins. If a follow through occurs, the game is re-started.
Anyone for ass kerplunk, i got some malteasers left over from christmas...
by Greg 'Ol', Bailey January 24, 2008
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When you take a big shit in someones oven/microwave turn it on and leave the room.
Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?

Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 4, 2014
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When you take a big shit and put it into the gas tank of somebody's car
Jim:Hey man did you get back at Bob for fucking your girl yet?
Tim:Yeah man no worries I gave him a fuming kerplunk
by Metzfreak February 4, 2014
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