Kerfluffing

When your shoelace frays, so instead of replacing the shoelace or the aglet, you wrap it with tape.

"Hey dude, are you replacing your frayed lace?"

"No i'm just kerfluffing it"

by Xtra Creamy July 1, 2018

Kerfluffle

Noun, smaller scale FUBAR situation. A mildly annoying happening. A slightly fucked problem.

Well this report is quite the kerfluffle!

It's just a kerfluffle pulling these weeds.

by Kael_Smoothie August 3, 2020

kerfluffer

n. One who continuously stimulates a kerfuffle (see), ofttimes in the performance of their professional responsibilities. e.g. Ann Coulter, Jim Hoft, Sean Hannity, Michelle Malkin. (from "fluffer" the off-camera porn movie person responsible for maintaining the commercial functionality of the male equipment between takes + "kerfuffle").

The kerfluffers are challenging Obama's birth certificate again.

by ed-waldo August 3, 2010

Kerfluffle

Kerfluffle means everyone and everything, all that once was and all that will be. Kerfluffle is the line between love and hate, life and death. Kerfluffle can see into your mind. Kerfluffle, CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!

kerfluffle is completely epic.

by that one epic person.......... March 1, 2012

kerfluffing

Moving things (such as events) around indefinetly.

She said we were going to the mall on Monday, then she moved it to Thursday and then she moved again to Saturday. I think she's just kerfluffing around.

by Spray Bottle April 5, 2007

Kerfluffle

The act of holding in a laugh and it escaping through the nose usually making the sound of a motorboat starting or an old Chevrolet car. It's very painful and it isn't an 'on-command' type of thing.

Friend: u r m o m
Me: I- *k e r f l u f f l e*
Other friend: *begins to kerfluffle with me*

by T o e z October 7, 2019

kerfluffed

confused in an air head way.

Jan was kerfluffed. She couldn't decide which weighed more, a pound of feathers or a pound of marbles.

Like, I'm totally kerfluffed.

by Foooeee June 17, 2007