Kenton

A man who drives me absolutely crazy in way possible! Sexy in everyway, smooth, smoldering dashing looks. A motivator, huge heart, smart, funny, creative engineer, an amazing dad, down to earth, would give a person in need the shirt off his back . But don't let his quietness fool you he is a BEAST inside the bedroom an WHEN IT COMES TO FIGHTING!!! He has boxed for many many years taking on others who were bigger yet he never backed down. He will have your back when your out numbered in a fight. He will not prey on the weak. He is one loving compassionate Hell of a man who I've ever met. Now don't lie to him ever he will hold it against you an things won't ever be the same as they once were. Show him you love him every chance you can, because he is one in a million an bitches are always knocking on his door wanting him. If you come across this man be open be honest from the start no matter if your afraid to lose him. An ALWAYS KNOW THAT FEMALES FRIENDS OR NOT WILL LIE TO HIM JUST TO GET HIM. I COULD KEEP GOING ON BUT KNOW THIS FOR REAL
KENTON IS AN AMAZING MAN LOVER FRIEND FATHER AN FIGHTER!!!!!! KEEP HIM IN YOUR LIFE AN BE TRUE TO HIM.

Kenton A Man, Myth, Legend !!!!!

by StupidGirlFell4aboxxer December 8, 2021

Kentol

Derived from Indonesian word "Kontol (dick)" this word is meant to be an insult amongst video gamers for over-seas Indonesian, also suitable for English speakers.

Reinhardt: Yo! What the-- why you not helping me fam?
Jerry: I'm still respawning!
Reinhardt: you are so Kentol man.

by Desmond Daihonran December 11, 2016

kentop

Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but not Omnipresent. But Any Way Kraft And Kentop Rubbed Their Fats Together Nearly Creating The 8Th Mass Extinction Event In The Earths History.

TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

Guy 1: is that totes kentop the almighty?
Guy 2: wow yeah that is!
Guy 3: have you read his definition on Urban dictionary?
Guy 4:Kentop is truly bongus with wabe, his fat rolls take up about 1/4th of the hemisphere, and the oils can be smelt for Guy 5: miles. In 1934 the United States of America sent an ultimatum to Kentop asking to give up the oil naturally produced

Guy 6: by his fat. the declination of this lead to the kentopian war of Oil, which had casualties of about 23,000. though not

Guy 7: very bloody it was one of the only wars declared directly on a person. Kentop is an omnipotent and omnipresent

Guy8: being. HP lovecraft wrote a book about him called, Rise of the Kentop, and some conspirators claim he was

Guy9:mentioned to in the Bible. which was written by HP Lovecraft's friend Jesus Christ of Nazareth. He was mentioned in

Guy 10: the part where Satan fights god or something and then gets cast down idk tbh i'm not Christian but some people

Guy 11: say he was totes chillaxing with Satan homie. One important Ally in the Kentopian war against the United States

Guy 12: and Peru, was Kraft. Kraft was born in 1265 march 2nd around 5:32 pm in the city of New York out of a radioactive

Guy 13: mac and cheese bowl that was inside of the Chernobyl factory. he was a slave in 1400 AD. He also is Omnipotent but

Guy 23: TLDR: The wooden spoon couldn’t cut but left emotional scars.

by wabelover69 January 27, 2022

kentut

kentut = fart
also kentot

Kau nie kentut kuat lah... = You fart so luod...

by kuRik December 11, 2006

Kenton

Amazingly sexy, down to earth, beautiful, hot, funny, SKINNY.

kenton makes drunk girls horny

by Michelle (Shelly) September 7, 2008

kantot

ang paglabas-masok ng tite sa puke o sa puwet o sa kahit na anong butas ng katawan.

kantutin mo si ineng sa ilong.

by hamabba-ratbu October 21, 2003

kenton hembree

A sexy bitch. One who has the smolder of a Greek god that will cause a girl the drop her panties. He's a pretty bomb ass guy with the intelligence of a genius. His mysterious ways are extremely seductive as well.

I'd fuck Kenton hembree twice if I had the chance.

by Floutedass September 21, 2013