Kenning

The art of a male sitting down whilst urinating.

Cody is kenning because he's weird.

by thejet70 June 15, 2019

John Kennedying

The act of preforming a "John Kennedy". This involves walking beside someone in a way that stops them from walking where they want to, or forcing them to walk into an obstacle, eg a lamppost. Someone who does this is known as a John Kennedy.

Mark: Joe keeps John Kennedying me! Today he made me walk into a wall!
Adrian: Joe is such a John Kennedy!

by JohnKennedy November 23, 2010

kenning

1. A literary device
2. A person who may be considered a tool
3. Anyone who is an avid golfer and has a farmers tan from his golfing glove

1. Use kennings to create a poetic masterpiece
2. Mas, dude, he is such a kenning!!!
3. That kenning really needs to take off his glove while he's putting if he ever wishes to rid himself of that farmers tan.

by Victor Sad October 3, 2007

kennings

Rare disease that makes your urine taste weird.

David Garcia has kennings type 2.

by Jonathon Glenn June 5, 2004

kennelling

the act of dogging but where the action takes place in caravans rather than cars. hence "kennel club". - an organisation of doggers with caravans, motor homes etc who like to share their experiences with pikers

Hey, what's going on in that caravan with the windows open?

They're kennelling at it like mad,mate!

by Chloe C July 17, 2005

kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014

kenning off

Chilling out maxing and relaxing.

I love kenning off in the pound on hangover weekends with Melfi the Patterdale at 87 Claremont.

by TopKenner June 3, 2014