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Kenyon

A friggen master at every including Pokémon battles. He can win any hot chick's heart with a sexy look with fingerguns. Kenyon is everyone's favorite and is the hottest , sexiest Pokémon master you'll ever meet. He is a friggen' god.
Kenyon is the best at Pokémon. He battles in such a hot way
by Pokémonmaster July 19, 2017
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Kenyon

An awesome dude with crazy skills. He is trained in every weapon mainly with airsoft sniper rifles. He can sometimes even shoot bb's out of his 12 inch cock into a opponents eye from a mile away.
Don't pull a kenyon and shoot a bb out of your cock!
by Crazycooldoggy September 21, 2016
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Kenyoned

To elite hax something using a computer and destroy someone through the power of the internet. Sometimes can hax your computer from unknown distances.
Go Damn! My computer just got kenyoned. Where's my L.A paper brah??
by BigEdCAshMoneyz January 24, 2009
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Kenyon College

A school where diversity is internal, and if ever external, it is defined by a bright colored plaid shirt as opposed to a bland grey one. People are quirky, yet pretentious and the girls are infamously unattractive. Beer googles are a must for everyone on a Wednesday, Friday, or Saturday night. Professors drink and smoke with students all the while discussing the latest underground bands and their impression on popular culture. Anthropology is the easiest major at Kenyon, but English is most widely declared. The football team sucks.
Artur: What's your major?
Jesika: Well, I just declared English with a minor in Russian and an emphasis with on Sociology in Comparative Perspective.

Artur: Kenyon College?

John: What's your favorite play?
Alan: Ot-ello.
John: Othello.
Alan: Yes, Ot-ello.
by liverloverx40 November 17, 2010
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kenyon

a fuck boy who will play with your feelings and break your heart with one word
wow he’s a kenyon”
by pp ;) October 3, 2019
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The Kenyon Rule

If Person A leaves any illicit substance in the custody of Person B, in their house or car overnight, it then becoems the property of person B to use at their own discretion.

Clause 1) If Person A specifically asks Person B to hold onto the substance and not to use or distribute it, the Kenyon rule does not apply and Person A is free to regain possession of the substance at any time.
"At least we've got something for tonite because we still have that 18 pack i bought."
"actually after u went home last night we killed that 18 pack."
"shit, i shoulda pleaded clause 1 of the Kenyon rule."
by greeley January 26, 2007
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Kenyon

A hardcore sex position involving two men, a duck, sandpaper, and a grapefruit.

First, the larger, alpha male, stands over the submissive, or bitch male, and makes the bitch perform oral felation. Next, the live duck is inserted, head-first, into the bitch's ass (keep in mind, this bitch is male), and the alpha male proceeds to rub the sandpaper vigorously onto the bitch's mankong. Lastly, the alpha male juices the sliced grapefruit on the bitch's mankong.
Man, I just got a Kenyon in that ally!
Tom, Kenyons are God's way of saying don't do that.
How long till you get the duck?
by Moo-cow September 26, 2005
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