To elite hax something using a computer and destroy someone through the power of the internet. Sometimes can hax your computer from unknown distances.
Go Damn! My computer just got kenyoned. Where's my L.A paper brah??
by BigEdCAshMoneyz January 25, 2009
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Kenyon is a funny, caring, outgoing, and loving guy! He loves his family and will always think about others before himself, but don't make him mad because he can get very crazy and loose his mind and doesn't think twice about fighting. kenyon doesn't like mess and he is very handsome with the most awesome waves! Ladies get you a Kenyon !! (Ken-yehn)
Girl, did you see Kenyon today?! He is so sexy!
by CamelJamesOreo May 17, 2017
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Kenyon is a positive guy that has a high since in humor. He’s an outgoing guy. He loves to hang with his friends 24/7. He thinks about a lot of things that could include his friends. He has issues but he is trying to sort it out the best ways he can. Kenyon could have a huge impact on your life good and bad. He might like a lot of things that you are interested in. Kenyon also looks amazing and try’s to looks his best. Don’t test him because he will never forget nor forgive what you did. And he doesn’t judge people at all
Guy 1: Kenyon laughs at almost everything
Guy 2: yeah because he has a good since in humor, all you have to to is say something and he’ll start laughing
by Hamster box January 28, 2019
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The involuntary act of one's legs becoming limp and causing one to grab onto nearby objects for support due to a concentrated administration of emotion. This can also potentially result in a decrease of speaking functionality leading to numerous phrases or quoting "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" including but not excluded to "Love is my Legs" or "I just, I can't."
Person 1- How great was Downton Abbey last night?

Person 2- oh god no I'm Kenyoning. I don't even. Just yes. But actually. *falls to the ground grasping onto nearby wall*
by Babiesicant January 9, 2014
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The boy's name Kenyon \ken-yon\ is of Irish and Gaelic origin, and its meaning is "blond".
Kenyon is an all-around great guy! Usually tall, muscular, smart and very witty.
by griz2 February 3, 2010
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a hot fuckable man that leaves the girls breathles. he has an eye for women and he always picks the hottest and most fuckable with big tits and nice round ass. Yeah id say you should fuck him because hes hot
i had a kenyon today
by saamas May 4, 2009
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A person who is good at everything, from construction, to hunting, fishing, sports, with a big dose of mental acuity.
Wow, that’s dude’s a Kenyon.

Ya, dude, I knew it!
by klkenyon777 September 18, 2019
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