Kempfer

kempfers came from germany many years ago, they are born beautiful, intelligent and strong willed. they are also known to have bad tempers and some of the baddest mofos you will meet. family is the most important aspect to them and they are too quick to stand up for a relative or defend family or friends. some of them (ME) are wild lovers of music and like to party, and at times may get a little roudy , usually the first girl to get sloppy drunk and beat someones ass. . . other than that we are just the best ever and generally very fun people to b around. most of us have a great sense of humor and love to laugh and make others laugh :D.

OMG they must be a kempfer!

by Shortyblueskies April 11, 2011

Kemper

A smart, loyal, little, person that laughs when you yell.

Kemper

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by Somebody 374683632842736 January 8, 2019

Kemper McTwister

-the kemper mctwister or (KMT) is actually a very serious problem that deals with being rapidly airborne. often during a very windy baseball game a kemp is likely to be hurled into the air by a dust tornado(twister). this is actually a very serious and scary moment for a dwarfy person. during the expirence one is often spotted scrambling for a McDonalds "McGriddles" biscuit so that he can stick his dong in the middle and beat off with the warm sensation rubbing on his pecker. thats why its called a Kemper McTwister

as i threw out the first pitch i spotted a rare Kemper McTwister in left field. i also noticed a McGriddles raper on the ground after the game. wonder where that was from??

by adkins...biotch April 15, 2005

kemper

increasing blood pressure, tension and suicidal tendencies in others

All was calm until John entered the room. The bad news he delivered kempered the others in the room.

by xana777 February 10, 2010

Kemper Moment

When you says something stupid ,randomly,when you are with the bros

Kemper had a kemper moment when talked about smells in the restaurant.

by [e-mail] March 14, 2020

Kemper Evans

A name for a male meaning superior in looks. Kemper is what you would call someone who is extremely hot. A kemper is often funny and has a huge package.

Damn he is almost as hot as Kemper Evans

by People definer56 September 15, 2021

Kepner

Noun. (1) A discrete unit of waste. (2) Fraudulent.

"If I had a million dollars for every Kepner we've spent on this product, we'd still be in a hole bigger than his ego."

by cygnis August 12, 2017