Kellered

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

keebler

A white person;

From keebler the elf.
According to the well known cereal advertisement there are no non-white keebler, hence the name;

"Shit Tyrone, damn keebler is trippin'!"

by nn nn nibler August 11, 2003

keebled

royally messed up; irrepairable; fubar

This GL account structure is keebled up!

by poopypants May 13, 2005

keebler elf

a slang term for a homesexual who indulges in anal sex.

"That keebler elf is a fudge packer."

by moe bridge May 13, 2005

Keebled!

Insult used on someone, as a substitute for Owned, or similar.

Origin: Craig Keeble. Search for the verb "keeble" for more information.

"Ha! Keebled"

"Man, you got so Keebled!"

by Rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 7, 2006

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

Keebler

Keebler is another word for hipster that does not carry the same negative pejorative connotation. That kid riding his bike through Wicker Park with a u-lock tucked in the back pocket of his skinny jeans? That girl in the vintage dress selling her homemade empanadas at a Williamsburg farmer's market? They're keeblers, and proud.

I know that bar is a huge keebler hangout but the drinks are cheap and the jukebox is loud.

I totally made out with that cute keebler girl with the lip piercing after the kickball game.

by Lorena Cupcake June 20, 2010