Keanu

Noun, adjective, verb

1. Noun: One who possesses the dual qualities of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

2. Adjective: condition of harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

3. Verb: to simultaneously act with harmless stupidity and childish bewilderment.

Today is my wedding. I'm pretty nervous but I'm going to try to Keanu it.

I failed my driver's test for the third time. I guess I'm a Keanu.

I haven't slept in 2 days and I'm feeling pretty Keanu.

by Johanne Utah December 16, 2008

Keanu

Keanu is a stunning guy who would do anything for his gf/bf.He compliments people and ALWAYS thinks positive even if he is sad.

Guy :omg only if keanu was gay
Girl:he’s bi
Guy:Omg I need to make him fall in love with me

by Definitions💖 August 8, 2020

Keanu

Completely Shit At something

Hey dude you're such a complete Keanu at league

by Berniemac21 January 22, 2017

Keanu

A big black jungle bunny who smells like ass typically. Usually seen with own gravitational pool.

Stanky Big lips negra Keanu

by someonewithoutanarizona January 4, 2013

Keanu

dickhead

Guy1: That guy is such a Keanu.

Guy2: yeah I can sense the dickhead energy from heat.

by YahYeetFam69 April 29, 2019

A Keanu

The act of respectfully rejecting a lady's romantic advances by diverting a conversation or avoiding any form of physical contact.

Girl 1: I asked him to go on a date with me but he changed the subject! Am I that ugly?

Girl 2: Boy pulled a Keanu on you? Now that's breathtaking.

by Theincredibleinvisibleman June 28, 2019

keanu

To perform Matrix-moves, in ways similar to Neo.

I totally went keanu on his a$$

by Daemus March 11, 2004