Kavanaugh 

To redefine a sexual term as something innocent, to avoid scrutiny or prosecution. Bonus points if the innocent thing does not actually exist.

"I enjoyed choking down that Santorum - you know, the red bubbly wine from Napa"

"Nice Kavanaugh there, bro."

Kavanaugh by spoonerize_the_chord September 30, 2018

Kavanaugh 

Lack of judicial temperament.

He was well-educated, but his kavanaugh kept him from being selected for the bench.

Kavanaugh by Mp3mom October 3, 2018

Kavanaugh 

Verb. Lying when you know you’ve been caught.

Stop trying to Kavanaugh your way out of this situation.

Kavanaugh by Womendeservebetter October 7, 2018

Kavanaugh 

To make up nonsensical explanations for sexual phrases that everyone already knows the definition to.

That woman gave me a blowjob. I don't know what you thought I meant; I was saying I hired her to blow leaves off my lawn. Gotcha with a kavanaugh!

Kavanaugh by Arrogancy October 1, 2018

Kavanaugh 

The type of man who thinks it is ok to grope women.

Be careful at the bar tonight girl, there are Kavanaugh's everywhere.
That guy is such a Kavanaugh gross.
To be Kavanaughed.

Kavanaugh by ThatsRightNow September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh 

Kavanaugh (noun) to get a woman blackout drunk by spiking her drink with grain alcohol or other alcoholic means and then sexually assaulting her in her drunken state. (Not to be confused with the Bill Cosby which uses drugs to accomplish the same result.)

(verb)
"Hey man, we're gonna Kavanaugh Brenda tonight at the party. She's a pretty one!"

Kavanaughed (verb)

"He Kavanaughed her good -- she was completely naked and passed out."

The Full Kavanaugh (noun)
After a woman has been Kavanaughed, a train of men line up to take their turn sexually assaulting the woman.

Kavanaugh by Prep School Boy September 28, 2018

Kavanaugh 

The act of liking beer a lot, drinking beer a lot, then sexually assaulting a women because you work out and drink beer a lot, You then get away for years because it wasn't in your calendar to remember.

I want to go the bar a do a Kavanaugh

Kavanaugh by SaintRaremaster October 2, 2018