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Katona'd

As in Kerry Katona.

To be under the influence of an unspecified intoxicant(s), to the extent that speech becomes difficult and questions are asked as to your health.
"Dave, what you up to at the weekend?"

"Nowt much, probably stay in and get Katona'd infront of X factor"
by Captain Startrek February 28, 2009
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Katonahed

<Kuh-tone-ud> - Verb - To persevere well beyond comfortable limits and travel through pain to new vistas of freedom and ability. To surmount incredible obstacles in a warrior like fashion, absent rest and despite languish. To prevail, vanquish, and triumph in a super human manner by transforming pain into intensity of focus.
"Bra! Did you hear about that guy who climbed Everest in bare feet and swimming trunks? He totally katonahed those slopes!"

"Life happened and I was all out of time, so I did a bit of Chi Gong and had a cup of Spring Dragon Gynostemma tea, stayed up all night and Katonahed my entire post doctoral thesis in a mere 14 hours!"

"Those rapscallions had no idea she was disciple of Katonah Yoga, and when they tried to nick her lollipops and bonbons, she prompty Katonahed their asses and left them in a jumbled heap."

"Find yourself in Cat - Cow pose, and turn your right arm out to 3 O'Clock, and then to 6 O'Clock, and then to 9'O'clock listening for the *pop* as your shoulder becomes completely Katonahed."
by Cudd It Back To The J May 23, 2018
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A person who is weird and calls everyone gay. she is kinda mean and shy at first, but she is not afraid to say what she thinks about you(no matter how rude). thinks she can sing when she cant. calls everyone a noob.
Kagonya: Ur so GAY

Everyone else: Stop

Kagonya: *terrible singing*

Everyone else: *epic cringe*
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Katona

A pretty girl and she very smart when it come to school love people she hang with and beat a bitch ass but love and date boys who play basketball
Nothing Beautiful as katona
by Katona13 November 22, 2021
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KATONA

Katona- She has a beauty that is as unique as it is breathtaking. She is always kind. Thoughtful . Caring . Intelligent. And tough. Her smile is contagious and her giggle can cheer almost anyone up. Although she is told often she doesn't notice or even realize that she is worth so so much more than she thinks
Wow! Katona is so great to be around. What a beautiful person.!
by Miss Mano May 15, 2024
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KATONA

Katona is so beautiful and positive. She is Intelligent, kind , thoughtful, strong, and unique. Although these attributes are easily noticable by others she doesn't notice or even realize how great of a person she is and how much she impacts the lives of her loved ones. A momma's blessing.
I saw Katona the other day. She cheered me up as she always does.
by Miss Mano May 15, 2024
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