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goat karaoke

A new craze wherein folks bring their goats to a karaoke bar, get shit-faced and then reach a point where they are completely unselfconscious on the stage doing a duet with the goat.
Let’s go my fun loving little grass monkey, we got our goat karaoke tonight!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 19, 2019
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Kaisom

A name that doesn't exist in the dictionary.
"Kaisom, how do you say that? Is that in my book?"
by ok_bet June 21, 2021
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Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen

Super hot, I mean straight smokin’. When you see his ass you’ll literally fall over and fucking die that it’s so amazing. Tyler Joseph Karlo Petersen brings tears to the eyes of the most stone cold men. He really is perfect.
by Hunky Man March 11, 2021
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John Karlo Vigil

AKA "LIL JK AK" a John is a Simp he also puts the "U" in BUM and his music low-key WACK
stop being such a John Karlo Vigil ,are you trying to get deported???
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Karkout

Karkout is a word that describes a certain type of middle eastern people who have excellent attributes in their own original bazaar way. They are very rare and originally found in their home place, the southern mountains of Syria.
Karkouts are very intelligent and quick witted. They are known to be called names like Newton, Einstein, f(x), Metric Tensor and so on. A Karkout's intellect is very curious itself. Karkouts are almost bound to win discussions and debates. They are originally funny in a funny way. They have a very different sense of humor that makes you laugh in a way you never knew existed. They are originally talented. They can excel in almost anything you throw at them in a very short time.
Karkouts are found to always have controversial opinions and practices. They are bound to openly rebel on their societies. They are very kind and sympathetic, romantic and dirty minded at the same time and in their original way. It is easy to recognize their individuality and extreme intellect even by indirect observation. It's also just as easy to be attracted to their charming character and their above-average looks.
If you happen to come across a Karkout you must breed with them. It is in the favor of the human race that you devote your life to spread their genes. It's not a problem if that doesn't convince you, because if you are lucky enough to attract one of them they will convince you to do so anyway.
1. Oh How Karkouty! Hahahahehahoheeeeeffffffufufufurrrrrroookkkkkkitititiitititititititititit!

2. Drug Dealer: Oh don't give those to a Karkout though! We get high, Karkouts leave the universe!

3. Teacher: Excellent work Sara, had you put a bit less effort into this you would have had a good chance of being the Karkout of the class!
by Mr. OK August 5, 2016
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Karson

Karson is one of the sweetest guy’s you’ll ever know. He puts others before himself and isn’t afraid to show his silly side. He also makes the stupidest faces, but they make you smile. He can change your mood in a heartbeat and will stay with you through the tough times. He’s a hard worker and works for what he wants. He can get hotheaded and doesn’t care if it shows. Karson will love you like there’s no tomorrow :) <3
Person 1: that guy is so nice
Person2: that’s karson
Person 1: no wonder
by Stupidheifer February 10, 2019
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karaoke pigeon

Somebody who lurks around the karaoke singing area and insists upon singing along with the singer whether they like/need/want the pigeon to or not. Similar to a pigeon that won't leave you alone if you have food.
Bill is such a scavenging karaoke pigeon, he has been a back-up singer for the last 7 songs.
by Sonya_Begonia December 3, 2007
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