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Kansas City Coast Guard

Standing outside your friend's bedroom door and diverting his family members away whilst he is banging his girlfriend.
Hey, man. I'm gonna fuck my bitch tonight, but my folks are around. Could you give me a Kansas city coast guard?
by niccorator December 30, 2013
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Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.
Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!
by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016
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Kanvar

The most amazing person of life. He is usually funny and cute but sometimes shy. He is very smart so don't underestimate his abilities ;) ;) He is definitely the person you should go to when you are sad because he will always be able to make you happy. Oh, and hes sexy.
"Oh my gosh, look how sexy that Kanvar is!"
by pippipdadoodleydoo December 30, 2011
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kansas driver

1. a term derived from a true story based on the first two owners of automobiles in the state of Kansas (one in Kansas City, the other on the far western prairie ) who drove across state only to crash head long into each other despite a relative plethora of roads and open spaces.

2. a person who will sit or stand right next to you or crowd you when there is practically no one else in the movie theater, on an empty four way street corner, or any other situation where there is plenty of room to maneuver but said person behaves as if in a crowded elevator or phone booth.
Man, I hate going to the movies at the theater uptown - nothing but kansas drivers. And they're everywhere on the street corners in that area, too !
by Virgin Suicides June 3, 2017
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Kansas weather

Weather that changes quickly and dramatically from a time span of 2 days to 5 minutes. Typically happens in winter, but can happen in multiple seasons.
Jenni: I had to get sunscreen AND a winter coat in the same day!
Mick: Yeah, what's up with this Kansas weather?!?
by Heather L July 22, 2008
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Nowhere Kansas

Some insignificant and boring place in middle America lacking culture, reason, and excitement; not worthy of mention.
"Oh, she moved to nowhere Kansas," said one New Yorker to another.
by ScottX November 25, 2006
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Kansas Dust Bowl

When you have a girl shart in your face covering you in dusty shit particles.
Last night I had Sarah over and she gave me the nastiest Kansas Dust Bowl ever. I washed my face for 20 minutes to get it off.
by loafnaround September 7, 2020
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