Kankles

Kankles occur whenever a woman reaches that stage in her life when she can't be fucked to/can't physically move, thus creating mayhem. A kankle is when the calve and the ankle are mixed in a solid treetrunk-esque substance which appears to be pebble-dashed in extreme cases. A common attribute is that of them resembling a kebab roticiary, covered with red paint and pebble dashing. Kankles are normally accompanied by pumps and 'pump fat'. Can occur in men in extreme cases, but have not yet been documented.

'here darzo, check out the kankles on this wanker'
'brought to us in kankle vision'
'another kank in the bank'
'shit, darzo get the camera out, found some fresh kankles'
'granny kankles'

by emmett-belfastpunx June 16, 2008

Kankles

Ankles that are broken

Kayleigh's kankles were broken as she fell to the ground.

by KankleBreakingMaster June 1, 2017

kankles

this is when a person is so fat that their calves and ankles meld together to form one nasty ass leg

check out that fat ho w/ the kankles.

by jew doctor January 27, 2003

Kankles

When the calf goes to the foot

Stacey Fraser has kankles

by Bobbeeena December 22, 2008

kankles

A kankle is when there is so much fat on your ankles they look like legs.

"Mr.B has pimpily, hairly, warty, kankles!"

by RockstarTammi December 2, 2004

kankles

kankles is when u never see ur ankles so its like one big fat ass leg!

look over there jansyn has kankles!there so nastay

by mandyjo May 13, 2005

kankles

It happens when some one is so fat their knee fat hands down as almost a protective fat layer over thier ankles.

Shit bro Bitch's knee fat hangs down to her ankles. Thems Kankles.

by Big tits likes it in the tail October 16, 2008