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Kahoka

–noun a village in NE Missouri. 2,224.
Ka·hoe·ka
named for a tribe of Illinois Indians (Cahokia, meaning "Ah shit we should have left this place buried")

A town where the chief of police rapes dogs, the sheriff rapes his inmates, and the local judge gets picked up for prostitution. Also known as the asshole end of the universe.

Deliverance has nothing on Kahoka
Jake: Dude, now that college is over for the semester lets go back home to Kahoka.
Jason: Are you fucking nuts, Steve Edlen is loose again, and I have a dog with me. I refuse to let my dog get raped.
Jake: Wow, they released "Chief Animal Fucker" this soon. You're right man, lets go to Iraq, its safer there.
by KahokaisEVIL September 9, 2009
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It is also heard that this was the name of his genre defying tour of 1997 ,giving birth to the term 'Kanokaipi love' ,which is used when a display of selflessness has occured
Dave: whooaaaa,shit matey !!! If it wasn't for you,I'd have copped off with a right burglars dog/minger !!! Must 'ave me Vodka goggles on tonight !!!

Bob:aahhhh,no worries....kanokaipi love!!!
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Kalona. Is. Yummy.
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