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Kaling

A word used in Brunei and Malaysia to call indians. It's pretty much a really rude (but fucking funny) word, and if you called an indian that to his face, he'g probably try kill you (or kick you out of his kaling shop)
Nigger = Black person
Abo = Aboriginal

Kaling = Indian
by fuuck it July 1, 2011
mugGet the Kalingmug.

Kale

A fucking legend who has the biggest dick and fucks bitches
Fuck I bet kales is ducking butches right now
by Kaleee April 20, 2018
mugGet the Kalemug.

kale

a term for money, particularly bills. The green, leafy qualities of a bill are reminiscent of this nutrient-rich vegetable.
yo, can you spot me some kale for this sweet flask? I'll pay you back tomorrow.
by Gretta D May 4, 2006
mugGet the kalemug.

kale

A crappy vegetable that all the hipsters are now eating and giggling about. Also popular among the vegan crowd who enjoy depriving themselves of delicious foods. The leaf-like trash tastes like crap and runs through you like shit in a goose. You may have seen the Panera ads that are all the rave where people are eating the garbage as if they've been in the woods for three weeks without a morsel of food to eat which is probably true, it's the only way anyone would eat that trash is if they were starving.
After the stocking-cap festooned hipster ate his trendy kale salad he ran to the bathroom but crapped in his Old Navy khakis before he could get a seat on the pot.
by Go screw yourself August 7, 2015
mugGet the kalemug.

Kale

An expression used when describing something that's totally rad. It's not just cool, it's green, it's sustainable, it will last......it's kale. Phonetic Spelling: K-h-ale
"Oh my gosh! Where did you get that? So kale."
by Jecelia May 14, 2015
mugGet the Kalemug.

Kale

Geez Mom, how come we have to eat Kale every night? Can't you make some salad once in a while?
by rpfeff November 17, 2003
mugGet the Kalemug.

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