National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib

It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024

Dirty kalem

One sexy mother fucker who likes when there girl takes control and is more dominant than him. He likes being cuffed and slapped around but when he takes matters into his own hands he will rip u apart like how a lion devours it’s prey.

Bro I just finished with that dirty kalem, man it was a night to remember.

by A pee pee scared user July 21, 2021

Dirty Kale

When you accidentally send a dick pic to your group chat instead of a girl on snapchat.

Team mate 1:"Did he seriously just dirty kale us?!"
Team mate 2:" gross man, dude should be focused on the game"

by The Vivs March 31, 2020

dirty kaley

When a girl has anal sex with a guy, then gives him oral sex

Last night my girlfriend did a dirty Kaley on me.

by CaroleBaskin April 15, 2020

dirty kalen

a dirty kalen is when you masturbate with hand sanitizer inside a Big Lots while prank calling a local Pet Smart asking if you can raw titty fuck a albino toned gerbil. After you hang up you ejaculate aggressively to a obese anteater with multiple pounds of explosive matter inside their rectum, once your semen reaches the explosive matter WW3 will be started due to the explosive reaction caused.

Wowza dude, I pulled a dirty kalen on Hillary Clinton!

by Fortniehawk February 17, 2023

dirty kaley

A whore who sleeps with her best friends man behind her back, and then plays the victim when she gets caught.

She pulled a dirty kaley.

by Dummydick;) April 15, 2020

dirty kalen

While fucking your partner, take out your dick and insert a roast chicken instead. This move takes a lot of skill and is reserved for only the elite Kalens

Yo bro I totally pulled a dirty kalen on my girl last night, she didn't suspect a thing

by Troller937 May 4, 2020