bed karate

When you have trouble sleeping and you find your body in several awkward positions and kicking your sheets throughout the night.

I couldn't sleep last night and I found myself in contorted position -I had bed karate!

by radken April 26, 2009

Italian Karate

(n) an ancient art of self-defense and offense used by Italians for generations. Basically, it involves beating the shit out of someone. Then, if they are still coming at you, take out a baseball bat. If they are still coming at you, use a gun. That's it.

Italian karate is a joke, actually. Despite the stereotype, Italians are not all violent and crime-prone. They are hard-working, intelligent people. Viva Italia!!!

by New Jack Swing May 1, 2006

karate chop in session

1. The time period where it is ok to karate chop someone/anyone you see.

I was walking in the hallway when a man shouted "karate chop in session!" then he karate chopped me.

by godsp33d August 24, 2009

Kainat

Kainat;

1. A common word/name for a girl who has big beautiful eyes that sparkle with such intensity, that they make the stars jealous. She's a good friend & cares for everyone. She loves boys. She has long pretty, thick hair. She likes to make people smile & is a smartass, in a good way. She's also blonde, but people love that about her. She has a loud crazy laugh but it makes others laugh so they love it.

2. An Urdu word meaning Universe

Guy 1 - I love my girl, but I wish she had eyes like a kainat

Guy 2 - Really? My girl IS Kainat ..

Guys 1 - ... *stab*

by Johnny Cageee May 27, 2011

Karate

Karate may be defined as a weaponless means of self defense. It consists of dynamic offensive and defensive techniques using all parts of the body to their maximum advantage. Karate practice is divided into: Kihon (drilling of stances, blocks, punches, strikes and kicks), Kata (pre-arranged forms simulating combat situations), and Kumite (sparring). In each category, the beginner is given instruction at the most basic level until the techniques become spontaneous. As the student progresses technically, he or she progresses physically as well, and advanced practices demand greater stamina. At this stage, the student becomes involved with more intricate and difficult katas and more dynamic forms of kumite. As the student approaches black belt level, technique, stamina, speed, and coordination become natural as a result of strong practice. It is at this stage that the serious student discovers that his or her study of karate has only just begun. The object of true karate practice is the perfection of oneself through the perfection of the art.

Karate is one of the most dynamic of all the martial arts. A trained karateka is able to coordinate mind and body perfectly, thereby allowing the unleashing of tremendous physical power at will. Therefore, it is not the possession of great physical strength that makes a strong karateka; rather it is the ability to coordinate mind and body. Upon developing this ability, even the smallest person finds that he or she has within himself or herself the power to deliver a devastating blow to any would-be attacker. In our everyday lives we often forget the value of exercise to both our physical and mental health. The practice of karate tones the body, develops coordination, quickens reflexes, and builds stamina. Also, the serious practice of karate develops composure, a clearer thought process, deeper insight into one's mental capabilities, and more self-confidence. In this, karate is not an end, but a means to an end. It is an activity in which advancing age is not a hindrance. Rather it encourages proficiency in the keen coordination of mind and body.

by Dancing with Fire January 16, 2011

Kaira

Feminime version of the greek god Kairos. Usually very pretty, happy, and tall. Loves lots of people and will do anything for her friends and lover. She always takes the chance of opportunity.

That girl's name must be Kaira.

by Mittens+Teddy February 27, 2011

Kainat

The most awesomest girl you have ever met
She is the universe
she is exteremly pretty and loves to party

1: hey do you know Kainat?
2: yeah
1: damn your so lucky

by pseudonym 0545 May 4, 2011