ass kicking machine

1. (noun) Term for an imaginary device that delivers punishment to one who has presented a sub-standard idea or has committed a critical error. Literally, such discipline may be presented in the form of a harsh lecture.

2. (noun) A mechanical device outfitted with several army boots on a rotating wheel used for automated physical punishment. The receiver is strapped into a stationary position to recieve repeated mechanical kicks to the buttocks until they have realized the error of their ways. Sometimes used for pleasure in sexual situations.

3. (adjective) Slang term used for an athlete or a sports team known for winning by a large margin in competition.

4. (adjective) Slang term used to describe a person of unusually great strength and physical prowess.

1. The Principal was determined to strap at least one of them into the ass kicking machine as he knew they were responsible for filling his gas tank with sand.

2. The ass kicking machine stalled on the 32nd stroke, so Wanda's loose caboose had less bruises than last week.

3. Walter sat eating a sandwich and wondered why he betted against the ass kicking machine that the German Women's Bowling league was.

4. Dude, I'm out. The bouncer is an ass kicking machine and he knows you fucked his girlfriend last year.

by Mickey Nation January 11, 2007

Kicking the chain

An expression used as replacement for saying you did nothing. 'Kicking the chain' can be used as a replacement for generic things e.g; watched tv, played video games, ate food etc.

Simon "Ooshy woo"
Neebs "Oh hello, what did you do last night"
Simon "Oh, just kicking the chain"

by Marauder Mors June 12, 2018

Kicking in doors

Kicking down doors meaning showing up at someone’s house to rob them, fight them, or shoot them. Usually something to do with gangs

He owes me money so I showed up kicking in doors

by maddzthebaddz December 20, 2017

A one legged man in an arse kicking contest.

To describe a useless object or person.

About as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest...

by hteb78 November 27, 2012

Possum Kicking

The act of grabbing a twelve pack of beer and hitting the back roads and driving until you find a Possom. Once one is found, you shine a bright light on the animal and then kick it. This sport is popular in the agricultural parts of society.

My feet hurt because I went Possum kicking with no shoes on!

by Hcaz Sakraf November 29, 2006

alive and kicking

To be ok. To be on activity. Often used to emphasize the good health of a person, or the recovery after an accident or a trouble situation. Also used for a conversation with a long old friend.

And its an answer for greetings.

where had you been? i handt seen you in a long time

dont worry im still alive and kicking

I heard you had an accident.

-Yeah i did but im still alive and kicking

by zorrax June 14, 2009

Kicking the nics

A phrase used to describe the act of quitting smoking. "Nic" is short for nicotine, the addictive chemical found in cigarettes.

"Hey man, have you noticed that John's been in a bad mood lately?"
"Leave him alone man. He's just been a little irritable since he started kicking the nics. Wanna go smoke?"

"Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
"Sorry man, I don't have any. I'm kicking the nics."

by John Lonesome May 3, 2008