Kabbalah 

neo-gnostic book of pornography which Hitler used to masturbate to

doubles well as toilet paper

Kabbalah by it's evil March 23, 2005

Kabbalah 

A big book of nonsense made up by Pagan hippie scum!!

( ((><)) ) fuckyou motherfuckers!!!

Kabbalah by it's bullshit - just like Scientology ^___^ March 23, 2005

Kabbalah 

The most highly respected part of ancient Jewish mysticism created by Rabbis during Medieval times, revolving highly around encrypted meanings hidden within the Torah and deeper forms of meditation (Read Sefer Yetzirah).

Has absolutely nothing to do with either Madonna or Paris Hilton whatsoever, dammit!

To know Kabbalah is to become closer to God (your creator).

Kabbalah by Rebel Rabbi August 24, 2011

Kabbalah 

1. Body of mystical teachings of rabbinical origin, often based on an esoteric interpretation of the Hebrew Scriptures.

2. A secret doctrine resembling these teachings

Want to know about the Jewish religion? Go read the Kabbalah!

Kabbalah by John Burke April 13, 2004

Kabbalah 

If you read it,you'll go insane and start Holocausting Jews!

Is there something wrong with God's actual words that would make you want to read this ludicrous tripe instead?

Kabbalah by oy April 6, 2005

Kabbalah 

A Jewish form of mysticism, its sad that people like madonna screwed it up and now everyone hates it.

Thanks alot, Madonna, Kaballah, for making the Jews COOL. Yea, right.

Kabbalah by Gaia May 13, 2005

kabbalah 

What the KKK believes in.
It's also popular in Hollywood as is Scientology.

Kabbalah is pure shit dude!

kabbalah by u kunts December 11, 2006