Kauai Posers 

People who live on the island of Kauai and try way too hard to fit in with Kauai's social scene. This mostly includes extremely white people trying to speak pidgin when they moved here from Utah a year ago, representing west side, southside, etc. when you don't even live there, being a ninth grader and talking about nothing but getting stoned when everyone knows you've been chambered like once, and cruising in places where only locals should be cruising. These people are shunned and beat up in the back parkinglot of K-Mart.

Bob (white mormon freshman nug) shows up at shippies. He gets his ass kicked and thrown off the cliff. Bob is an example of "Kauai Posers".

Kauai Posers by wilhelmscream March 15, 2009

kauai suda 

Kauai Suda is an amazing girl.......who gets all the boys.she is a thick sis and she is the most beautiful person ever.She is funny,nice,and caring.she also really likes k pop.

Boys hit kauai suda up!

kauai suda by A loving person April 13, 2019

Kauan 

Very beautiful young boy which is a boy with blonde hair and loves video games

Kauan your beautiful and amazing

Kauan by Bloody diamond April 22, 2018

Kauai 

one of the Hawaiian islands, its filled with ghetto kids and cracked out parents. They do have a lot of respect for locals. If a tourist were to disrespect Hawaiian culture they’d get one bong up thier ass. There’s not much to do. If you’re visiting whatever you do don’t fucking go to the mall on a Friday night. I would tell you which mall but there only one. Basically every ghetto middle school vape god and highschoolers that think that they’re supreme druggies when really someone just slipped them some Advil. There’s different sides of the island East, West, South, North they all have their own cute little “gang signs” the North shire is basically rich snobby white kids or some chill surfers, the South side no one really gives a flying fuck about but I think they body board¿ the West side thinks they’re gang members but really they just look stupid with thier bandanas walking like they have a stick up thier ass. I mean some of them are nice if you have enough weed. And then the East side is all kinds of fucked. They’re genuinely some locals mixed with north shores drowning in a bottle of Smirnoff. I mean the island itself is beautiful until your getting dragged on rocks down at Queens Bath. And there’s always children running around the streets of Hanamalu and Anahola: the 2 most ghetto parts of the island. Anyways have fun visiting. AND BY THE WAY THERES AN OKINA AFER THE SECOND A SO DONT PRONOUNCE IT LIKE ONE HAOLE.

gotta live Kauai

Kauai by Brah marry May 7, 2018

kauata

Mostly to be Tongan, or Mexican. May get in trouble at times but will be an awesome friend. When your with her, your friendship will possibly have drama and a lot of things to talk about. She is exciting, fun, a troublemaker at times, nice *sometimes* and may be a little boy crazy.

My friend Kauata is has drama or has a boy following her at all times…

kauata by Marie Garcia August 28, 2019

kauaii 

A fake Brazilian with a horse cock

Wow, that eggplant really reminds me of kauaii

kauaii by Thajollyrancher December 12, 2020

Kauana 

Kauana has a amazing instagram and tiktok and she got a nice body and face and is very intelligent and her butt spokes out and she got nice boobies to summarize it all she is veryyyyy hot and too beautiful😍 she has nice eyelashes

“i would love to be friends with Kauana because shes so beautiful and nice”.

“im jealous of kauana her boobs sit so well”

Kauana by fa0x December 14, 2022