He is a God. He is Omnipotent. He likes Ice Cream. Will park his
car and fuck your bitch at the same time. Has long hair that flows in the wind.
Gets all the money, and all the bitches. He could make Ellen DeGeneres straight. He supplies Columbia with Cocaine. He gives Black
people Chicken. He gives Asian people Rice. He is the son of Jesus. He is KP. He will be the 45th President. He doesn't like being touched. Except by bitches. KP is a God.