Dragon's kiss

The act of inhaling marijuana smoke and then kissing another person while exhaling. The person being kissed inhales the smoke.

I gave a girl her first dragon's kiss last night. She caught a little buzz.

by DrTeeeth December 14, 2010

Fisherman's Kiss

A slang term for when a female bares her genitals and squats down over another person's forhead to plant a "kiss" using her vaginal lips. The action is usually accomplished when the other person is sleeping or passed out and is commonly paired with a third person taking a picture as proof of the situation for use in teasing or blackmail after the fact.

The term was coined by three friends, Joe, John, and Ed on November 20th, 2006 while on vacation in the surfing town of Tamarindo, Guanacaste, Costa Rica the morning after a night of drinking way too much Imperial beer and Cubra Libre. The inspiration for creating the term came when a young woman named Andrea from Brittish Columbia, while at the bar the night before, asked them what they would call the female version of "tea bagging." The three friends never got to give Andrea their answer but hope that one day she will stumble accross this page and realize that she was the impetus for the creation of a great sexual slang term that will live on for years to come.

Last Saturday at Brandi's slumber party, when Melissa got drunk and passed out on the floor, Brandi gave her a fisherman's kiss!

by Joe DiFalco February 12, 2007

Cheater's Kiss

Film/TV cliche where the cheating spouse always kisses the other on the cheek instead of the lips.

Don Draper kissed his wife on the cheek before he went to work and we all yelled "Cheater's Kiss!" at the TV.

by chingaleta June 16, 2010

Shanghai Dragon's Kiss

When you're banging your buddy in the butt, ejaculate, and pass out while remaining with your member still inside the anus. Then waking up, after your semen has dried up inside the anus. This results in a guaranteed sting (or kiss) as you rip your "helmet" away from the hardened semen.

-"Hey why are BOTH of you walking funny today?"
-"Shanghai Dragon's Kiss"
-"Do I even want to ask?"

by Uncle Kevin December 30, 2013

Neptun's Kiss

The same as backsplash.
Hugely annoying.
Can be avoided by clever usage of toilet paper.

"Aieeeh!"
"Whut?"
"Neptun's Kiss, man."
"So what?"
"The water's effin' freezin', man!"

by drKarling July 2, 2004

hobo's kiss

When water splashes back up and spritzes your a-hole after taking a dump in a public toilet.

"I had no other choice, so I had to take a number 2 in the mall bathroom. Unfortunately, I heard the familiar plop that could only be followed by a hobo's kiss. I now have some sort of ass disease, I'm sure of it."

by Clark Van Pants January 5, 2010

Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

by goldteeth July 13, 2020