Kong

A big ape-like, furry, lurching charachter. This thing can be found in any Corrugated I.T. setting. At first it seems threatening, but once you get to know it, under lies a cute and cuddly loveable charachter.

I was working in my office when I spotted a Kong on the plant floor. At first I felt threatened, but once I got to know it, I really liked it!

by Mike Van Horne February 22, 2005

Kong

to kong someone is to tell a negro off

"shut up king kong
you should be put back in ur cage bitch"

by frogger vs kong October 31, 2009

Kong

synonym for emotional, often meaning sad.

Im feeling really kong atm :(

by softiessssstmmmmm May 20, 2018

Kong

A fucking khaki thong

“Hey, do you want to get kinky?”
“Ya babe, let me grab my kong!”
-somewhere in bumfuck Missouri

by JPaul Getty Productions December 22, 2020

Kong

That one giant monke that is gonna whoop Godzilla's ass

Zillafag: Yo who do you think is gonna win?
Kongchad: Probably Kong man

by Shigekiyo Yangu February 1, 2021

Kong

A person who is not actually mentally disabled, but is so dumb everyone around them believes they are mentally disabled.

"Is George actually retarded?"
"Nah, he's just a kong."
"What?"

by videogames1000 July 24, 2021

Kong

nickname from SC’s youngest football coach David Smith for Jordan Thomas Cooper. He was Christ Church’s coach at 23 in the early 1990s.

Coach Smith said Kong was a great student-athlete and one of the best in Berkeley High School history.

by Coop Dupe October 28, 2021