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Clinton Justice

Wealthy white couples that has the ability to violate multiple federal laws and get away with it 100% of the time. To be investigated by the FBI, Department of Justice and Congressional hearings and walk away laughing. Committing crimes that the ordinary US citizen would go to jail for a very long time.
" Hey did you hear about that wealthy white couple who got caught selling top-secret information to the Russians?

"Yes I did. Look like they will be going to jail for a long time"

" No there won't be any jail time or punishment for them. They will totally be covered by Clinton Justice"
by Calvin D. Jones August 13, 2016
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and justice for all

One of the fucking greatest Metallica albums of all time.
John: Have you ever sucked a mans dick before?

James: No but and justice for all is a great album!
by Heiferkiller234 January 26, 2016
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U-lock Justice

Using a 2-5 pound piece of steel, originally intended to lock a bike, to do cosmetic damage to a 2,000-10,000 pound piece of steel originally intended to transport human beings used to purposefully do physical, possibly lethal damage to a human being on a bicycle.
After being repeatedly honked at and passed very closely at high speeds I enacted U-Lock justice. The driver now might think twice before purposefully endangering the life of another human being.
by turdsworth November 22, 2011
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hammer of justice

The act of punching someone in the mouth or something to yell when punching someone in the mouth.

Also an attack used by paladins in World of Warcraft
Khai was running around the hallways yelling "Seal of Command FADES, CAST Seal of Command, CAST Holy Shock" He then punched a boy in the mouth and yelled "HAMMER OF JUSTICE!!!"
by MASTrunks December 1, 2007
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Skreet Justice

When someone gets what’s coming to them in a not necessarily legal way.
Dude 1: Man, that chick Courtney really beat the shit out of that dumb bitch Leisa…

Dude 2: Yep. Leisa deserved it for running her mouth about Courtney and other people she calls her friends. Skreet Justice has been served.
by Bitchcakes666 May 4, 2010
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Justice Beaver

A well known crime fighting beaver...not to be confused with Justin Beiber.
Jim: Call Froggy 101, tell them that we're the tour manager for Justin Beiber and we're giving away free tickets.

Dwight: Who's Justice Beaver?

Jim: A Crime Fighting Beaver..?
by iLLSMiTH March 13, 2011
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flat is justice

A phrase evoked by weebs in reference to their preferred bust size. The quote originally came from the Lucky Star anime, but the origins are mostly forgotten by the people saying this line. It is occasionally used to refer to real life women, but is most popular in the anime community.

This term is currently in a strange place, where any anime girls who have flat chest are regarded by the community as "loli", regardless of perceived age or maturity. This results in anyone who likes flat chests being called a lolicon, who are increasingly being thought of as pedophiles. Due to this new popular perception, use this phrase at your peril. Or do what the rest of us do, and don't give a fuck what people on the internet think about your favorite size of oppai.
Guy 1: "I love big anime tiddies!"
Guy 2: "Flat is justice."
Guy 1: "Burn in hell, pedophile."
by OppaiAreEqual April 10, 2020
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