Junky Janker

A Junky Janker will make any video known to man he also sounds like a cat, specifically a blue one, or that one kid from that was in that zombie show

"WOOAH HEY GAMERS IT'S ME JUNKY JANKER, and as you can probably tell I'm not home right now!"

by Waluigi69 July 22, 2019

mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017

Junkyard Jesus

The most epic character from your town. Usually has long hair making them resemble Jesus.

We love you junkyard jesus, make love to me junkyard jesus, please.

You may think he is an every day Joe becuase he works at walmart but the truth is he is Junkyard Jesus.

by lendf8930 May 8, 2011

the jury is still out

no conclusion has been reached

As far as that project goes the jury is still out.

by The Return of Light Joker August 17, 2009

junhyjunhy

An interjection used in place of a facekeyboard.

Origin: Most Dell keyboards will type out "junhyjunhy" repeatedly during the act of a facekeyboard.

Yahoo! Answers: "My girlfriend is pregnant and we didn't have sex. How could this have happened?"

You: junhyjunhy

by yvandubois44252 September 25, 2014

Apple Junky

A person(male or female) who feels that all of the products that are released by Steven Jobs are the best things that have graced the earth. These stuck up people feel that anything that is not an Apple product is inferior in some way, shape, or form to the grand Apple. They provide no statistical information that backs up their notations that proves that Apple products are better. These junkies feel that they are better than everyone else. They preach in the name of Apple, claiming the best products until they realize what worthless, overpriced, pieces of trash they have; even then these junkies are still too hard-headed to admit the truth.

Luke- Look at Joey, he has an IPhone,macbook pro, and a IPAD.

Mike- Yeah he is an Apple Junky. He thinks that all of that crap is necessary for daily life. Completely unnecessary.

by AFallet1 January 5, 2011

Casey Anthony Jury

Polite way of saying "mentally retarded"

It's so obvious Casey Anthony killed Caylee, how could the Casey Anthony Jury be dumb enough to say "not guilty"?

by Nightshade! July 8, 2011