Bungle Junked

Bungle Junked-v. To get jerked off or jerk someone off.

"Yo I went to the movies the other day with that girl," "yeah? did you get bungle junked?"

or

"Im soooo gonna bungle junk him tonight"

by Josten April 4, 2006

Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.

"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"

by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009

Juned

A person who has a pure heart. You believe in yourself and can do anything to achieve your goals if once decided. Sometimes you are a little bit lazy too . You are smart and loved by everyone. You are a very caring person and you love and respect to the people who are in your life. You are different from others in many ways but somehow it's better.

Juned , You are awesome!

by Realangelb June 2, 2019

junket

n: a conference, retreat or otherwise third-party (read: company, government, etc) subsidized event for which an individual personally pays little to nothing, but reaps extreme benefits.

"flying out for another junket. forward my mail."

by whorian April 23, 2004

Jonked

To be jonked is to be knocked out for a really long time. Normally from a big meal such as a free range chickens or maybe alcohol

Ms Chimutwi had too much free-range chicken and got jonked out from 16:30pm to 5:00am.

by AbuComingFast March 20, 2021

janked up

When something is messed up

That car was all janked up.

I can't believe he did that, thats just janked up.

by dtown April 2, 2004

juned

the act of getting your advances rejected by a girl harder than any girl has ever rejected you before. Having your hopes of going out with a girl crushed by that girl harder than an elephant can crush a cockroach. present tense "jun" other forms: jun'd.

Aileen juned the crap out of me when I asked her out, now I just want to die.
Of course you got juned by that hot girl; Have you seen yourself in the mirror?

by Edwin Mosquera March 8, 2005