jumunging 

v- the act of gracefully munging a dead body while simultaneously playing your favorite board game. the loser of the board game is the one who gets to consume the vaginal fluids extracted from the body.

Parent: kids what game do you want do you want to do for family night.
kids: lets go jumunging

jumunging by exstrememunging May 4, 2009

jumanji 

when several males attempt an albino rhino on one unsuspecting female. The one who succeeds gets to be called Robin Williams until the next jumanji attempt.

"Man, my dick is so sore from last night's jumanji."
"Yeah, you got it rough. It was all good for me though"
"Shut up Robin Williams"

jumanji by awalzer January 6, 2008

Jumanji 

when somthing thats good happens as if fate wrote it or it was preordained to happen for the greater good of any givin situation.

Your watching a crappy movie and the hot girl loses her shit.....JUMANJI!
The ball goes in at the buzzer....JUMANJI!
You use a crappy pick up line fully expecting to be slapped and instead end up going home with her....JUMANJI!
You wake up the next morning and she turns out to be a cyote ugly and your roommates catch you and rag on you for weeks.....JUMANJI!
The dick from the bar is the one in the back of the cop car as your leaving at last call.... JUMANJI!

Jumanji by Alex Walcutt July 29, 2008

Jumanji 

a term used when one farts. It is said as soon as it happens as to warn the other people around you.

Cuan: Hey Jeff
Jeff: What Cuan?
Cuan: Jumanji
Jeff: DAMNIT MAN! We're in an elevator, I can't even leave now.

Jumanji by Cuan March 9, 2008

Jumanji 

Where Robin Williams lost all his hopes and aspirations.

R.I.P a legend

oh yeah taylor lautner is really in Jumanji right now

Jumanji by HELLOKITYYAMOMISDONEWITHYALIFE December 26, 2017

Jumanji Fuck 

A fuck fest that includes all animals that are obtainable.

Wanna have a Jumanji Fuck with my pets?

Jumanji Fuck by Trooper183 November 17, 2020

Jumanji 

verb tr. - to take one's testicles and drum them upon another's face in a manner that could inspire a particular LARGE samurai.

noun - the performance of said act.

The last Mooderai stumbles upon an epiphany as he looks up from ye olde shogunate scrolls on the GHS library table and utters his realization, now manifest: "Jumanji...."

Jumanji by Comandante Fabuloso November 10, 2008