VH1 Jumpstart

A television show on VH1 on weekday mornings. This show plays nothing but music videos that are becoming popular and even new upcoming bands. They play anything from rap to hip hop to Indie, to Pop, etc.

VH1 Jumpstart

Lady Gaga (Just dance/Poker face)
The Script (Man who can't be moved)
Jamie Foxx (Blame It)
The Fray

by oreo_lover May 28, 2009

jumpstarting

Verb. The rigorous and repeated banging of an elderly person.

Andy got a job at the local retirement home jumpstarting senior citizens for $10 a head.

by Grimache March 14, 2008

Jumpstart

Smearing your taint with burt’s bees, then mix Vick’s vaporub and icy hot, and smear those on your taint

I like to start every day off with a nice jumpstart

by JumpstartMyDay November 20, 2019

Malibu Jumpstart

is getting a girl drunk with malibu rum then hitting her with a tazer gun until she is knocked out then fucking her.

Ive been laid 5 times tonight by using the malibu jumpstart.

by Oklahoma Sucks October 4, 2009

Jumpstart

When you’re girlfriend is not in the mood, you can jumpstart her by placing close pins on her nipples and grab your taser and zap her vagina to give her an electric shock like she’s never felt before

My girlfriend was almost asleep as I was really horny then. So I had to jumpstart her to get her into the mood

by DozenthPear8905 April 27, 2021

california jumpstart

doing a small amount of cocaine the morning after a binge to get one's day started

i'll need a California jumpstart if we're going to make the wedding on time

by Texas Haz July 9, 2010

Amish Jumpstart

When the ole lady isn't being responsive so you put the tip in her ass to make sure she's still alive.

So marcy passed out, i gave her an Amish jumpstart to get her percolated.

by sandyhook May 11, 2022