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the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings
Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...
by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009
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Juke's Towers of Hell

roblox obby game where you can easily find some 3 year old babyraging on toast or something like that idk
"hey zLegitimate wanna play Juke's Towers of Hell?"
"yeh sure u wan beat that soul crushin?"
by HoneyStormy September 22, 2020
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Stop the Jukebox

Used when something terrible has happened and you need to gather yourself and sort it out
You've slagged off your boss in an email to one of your mates and just realized that you have sent it to your boss after you hit the 'send' button....

"Stop the Jukebox......I've just dropped a clanger, bollocks"
by funkysi2006 September 19, 2009
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Juke Box Hero

1. a star whose songs grab a lotta coins in a jukebox so those specific songs are played.

2. of course, the term is also the title of a 1982 hit by the band Foreigner. It's from their epic hit album "4" (yes, that's the name of the album!).
1. whenever I was in Papa John's pizza joint with a girlfriend or solo, I'd often put in 50 cents to play "Astronomy Domine" by Pink Floyd. It sounds like some sort of "rock'n'roll Star Trek". In that respect, Syd, Roger, Richard and Nick are juke box heroes.

2. When I saw Foreigner live, the concert concluded with "Juke Box Hero" and just before the coda there would be a smoke bomb exploding with a thunderous boom on stage and emitting green smoke.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 5, 2009
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Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.
You just Jesus juked me, bro!
by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010
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jukester

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.
i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!
by The Jukesta June 21, 2008
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Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".
I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.
by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010
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