jub-jub

That odd cousin or step-child that nobody likes.

Also can mean the person that every picks on in a given invoronment
e.g at work I am the jub-jub but at the bank it is Charlie.
your jub-jub is so annoying
hey don't say that about him
it's true though
it would still hurt him though
by primester November 03, 2020
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jub jub

a feeling of strong attraction for no particular reason other than boredom or the enjoyment of sex.
His sister isn't hot. I dont want her, but i do jub jub her.
by PandaSandTheAsian November 11, 2007
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jub jub

An overweight geeky spod type person who likes to think of himself as part of a sub-culture but has in fact spent his entire adult life bending pieces of plastic in a dark factory and looking at pictures of men defecating. Most commonly seen dressing like a 17 year old but is in fact rapidly approaching 40.
Look at those people queueing up to play paintball, they're a right bunch of jub jubs.
by Marc Parc May 14, 2005
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jub jub

Person 1: is that jub jub
jub jub: i want rub rub
by William Shakespeare 69 January 24, 2018
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jub jub

im gonna go have a wash in the jub jub
by neen July 16, 2004
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jub-jub

Phrase for describing a socially inept individual who has quirky speech patterns and obsessive thought processes, while remaining bland and uninteresting.
He had what appeared to be lobotomy scars, a burrito-stained t-shirt that had a pickup line in Klingon. All I heard when he spoke was "Well, _basically_ *I* think that Data in Star Trek was jub-jub jub-jub..."
by Anonicker September 24, 2009
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Jub Jub Shabado

A chant of Kuaii origin
Jub Jub Jub Jub
Jub Jub Jub
Shabado Shabado
by Shaft May 20, 2003
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