jschlatt

A boomer who runs a cryptocurrency service known as Schlatt and Co which distributes schlattcoin on the SMP Live Minecraft server. He made the greatest Minecraft video in existence "A Tribute to Minecraft"

he also hates stal.

Person: Jschlatt please for the love of god just press control to sprint it's not that hard you absolute boomer

by xxxadicion July 27, 2019

jschlatt

a big guy, sexier than most, a bit on the wild side, con-artist and money connoisseur .

“jschlatt took my money” says person A, “no he didn’t” says person B

by Dilsers April 16, 2021

jschlatt

He is God.

Person 1: Hey you seen jschlatt recently?
person 2: Yeah i have, i see him everyday. He is god after all.

by JschlattisGod March 31, 2021

jschlatt

boomer who invented schlattcoin, the most powerful currency. also invented the legendary artifact, the cuck shed. a true god amongst men.

person 1: hey, are you religious?
person 2: of course i am, i worship jschlatt

by random user #1.797e+308 September 29, 2020

jschlatt

the controversial one

someone:hey you know jschlatt?
me:ya, he’s the controversial one

by klotaylorsversion August 14, 2021

jschlatt fans

THE BEST PEOPLE ON EARTH!!! jschlatt fans deserve a large cookie and a high five

“do you like jschlatt?”
“um yes i’m a massive jschlatt fans”
“let’s make out bb”

by anonymous July 22, 2021

dirty Jschlatt

A very submissive and breedable large white man, who’s secretly a cat boy at heart. He likes to jerk off and watch gay porn.

Have you heard of dirty Jschlatt? He has a kitchen magnet that says “I ❤️ Gay Porn”. His cat ate it.

by Flamingmew2 July 22, 2023