Jetpack joyride

Where u make an obstacle course and a naked woman jumps on a man’s back while he completes the obstacle course

Oh man dani jetpack joyrided me last night. She was all over the place

by fake fake gok August 28, 2022

Novocaine joyride

Post surgical mouth violation by your dentist.

Everything was going great til he took that novocaine joyride on me during post-op.

by Your_favorite_dentist December 20, 2024

Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft with a joystick as the primary flight control and proceeds to pleasure herself by inserting the joystick into her vagina and moving up and down treating the joystick like a dildo.

Did you hear that the plane crash last week was caused from a horny bitch doing a joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

rosemary joyride

The act of inserting an ounce of weed into her pussy and lighting it.

I gave her the rosemary joyride and her bush caught on fire

by Jihad McLaden January 2, 2018

Joystick Joyride

When a chick gets into an airbus aircraft or another aircraft where the primary flight control is a joystick and proceeds to insert the joystick into her vagina and move up and down in a sexual motion treating the joystick as a dildo. For this sexual act to be considered a joystick joyride, the aircraft needs to crash or be damaged in someway because of the joystick being moved in an erratic manner.

Yo Jim did you hear that plane crashed last week because crazy horny chick was doing the joystick joyride?

by wangarata July 21, 2025

Jolly joyride

Where a close group of guys get together to blow off some steam by stripping down and taking pills laced with different drugs mixed with viagra while one guy gets Rohypnol. Everybody then has there jolly time with the odd one out (can be done women with dildos)

Man 1: man ive been really exhausted lately i think its time for jolly joyride Saturdays

Man 2: yes please although if i ziontavious gets the coke and viagra mix again my butthole might tear. I cant keep losing the hospital knows my rectum too well…

by Shmeat pounder86 March 26, 2024

jetpack joyride

when a woman is the big spoon (AKA jetpack) and is jerking his meat (AKA joyride)

“Hey baby, can I have a jetpack joyride tonight before bed?”

by wonky tonk March 19, 2025