JOYCED

Being fucked over like what the Qantas CEO has done to all his employees

I've been joyced.

by Jmc1238 July 21, 2022

Joyced

To have been affected by CEO Alan Joyce's Qantas Airways in any of the following scenarios:

1. Flight delayed or cancelled.
2. To be stranded at the airport without any Qantas presense, support or communication.
3. Luggage delayed, misplaced or lost.
4. To not be refunded in a timely manner when legally entitled to be.
5. To have one's infant rescheduled or lost on a different flight then to its parents.
6. Any other action of CEO Alan Joyce to the detriment of Qantas Employees, Customers and Frequent Flyers.

1. My flight has been Joyced.
2. My luggage has been Joyced.
3. I have been Joyced.
4. I can't believe my baby has been Joyced!

by Picard75 July 22, 2022

Joyced

To be screwed or fucked over

Qantas totally joyced me.

I've been working here for 40 years and after all that they Joyced me.

by Smithers777 July 26, 2022

Joyced

Being severely inconvenienced at an airport by luggage delays or flight problems

My flights been delayed for 3 days and they’ve lost my bags.

Oh man, you’ve been joyced.

by jeff ethan August 14, 2022

Joyced

A term that came to a fruition in early 2022 in Australia. Once the global pandemic restrictions started to lift (Qantas Airways and their low cost subsidiary Jetstar headed by CEO Alan JOYCE) under Alan Joyce's direction, proceeded to sell more tickets for flights than they could handle, 110% of available seats - disgruntled workers from across the airline used isolation rules for self selected days off and a lack of employee cooperation let to an incredible amount of recurring cancellations and significant delays. Delays for some that ran over multiple days. Flight cancellations, lost and missing bags and no staff in terminals, all of which were avoidable and totally self inflicted.

Q. How come you're two days late? A . I was Joyced
Q. Have you got any luggage, yes but not with me, I was Joyced

Do you want to go on vacation or take a business trip? No i can't risk being Joyced.

Was your ticket expensive? Yes, I was totally Joyced.

by Wingnut55 October 1, 2022

Jim Joyced

Jim Joyced - The act of being completely jobbed, fucked over, robbed, or cheated; especially used when referring to bad calls by officials in sports.

Also can be referred to in sexual situations especially when bent over taking it in the ass.

1) "You mean to tell me that the umpire called the runner safe on the last out in the ninth inning in a perfect game where he was clearly out by several feet?" Said, Jimmy

"Shit son, you just go Jim Joyced!" Said, Bud Selig

2)"So, I was Balls deep in your your mom last night when I decided to Jim Joyce her."

Jim Leyland said, "We all got Jim Joyced tonight folks."

by DIRTY GR33K June 3, 2010

Jim Joyced

1. To fuck something up. 2. To be obviously wrong. 3. The act of ruining someones lifetime goals

Calling a baserunner safe at first base with 2 outs in the top of the ninth inning when a pitcher is throwing a perfect game. Gallaraga, the pitcher, got Jim Joyced.

by ag58 June 13, 2010