Jorking my shit rn

It's jerking it but your really high and you spell jerking it wrong

Man I'm jorking my shit rn

by NutzAndButtz June 1, 2023

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Jork injection

When you want to get a ugly girl pregnant without putting your Willy in her so you jork it until your ectoplasm is on the floor and you suck it up with a syringe and squirt your cum out of the syringe into her vagina

Bro I want to get this ugly girl pregnant so badly so I pulled off the Jork injection

by Studje creators friend February 3, 2025

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Jork Drag

Jork Drag, or 'JD' for short, is a term used to describe the concentration of your life in which you've spent jorking it.
When calculating JD, jork-sessions have increasingly less weight the longer ago they occurred.

If you jorked it four or more days in a row recently, your Jork Drag is probably almost 10, and you need to lock the fuck in.

JD affects athletic performance. (scientifically proven)

'Gentlemen, you been makin' sure to keep your JD low?'

'Yeah Chris sold the relay cause his Jork Drag was fuckin' insane'

Jaden: 'Yeah bro I jorked it 3 times this morning.'
Jake: 'Bro are you retarded!? Your JD is cooked!'

by JD_Master March 21, 2025

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Jorking

When one is in a stripped club and is thoroughly enjoying themselves

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

by The Educator of Memes July 23, 2024

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Jorking

Another term for “Jerking”. Jorking is essentially the same as Jerking, where a male masterbates using his hand and strokes his thingaling until he reaches his climax.

“I got one hand in warm mayonnaise and the other on my one eyed snake, just jorking it”

by Wallis West May 30, 2024

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